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Wednesday Show Features
Rich's Early Morning Chuckle: "Doc!" the elderly man yelled. "I've lost my memory!" "Calm down, sir. When did this happen?" The man looked at him, puzzled. "When did what happen?" **** Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day: Organizers of the 2012 Nud...
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Rich's Early Morning Chuckle: The dentist gave his patient a lecture on the importance of proper dental hygiene. He then asked him, "Have you been flossing religiously?" "Well," the man hedged, "I floss more often than I go to church." **** Rich's ...
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What are you working for today? It's President's Day. You should have the day off. **** Rich's Early Morning Chuckle: Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten pe...
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Rich's Early Morning Chuckle: A boss tells his new employee, "I'll give you 8 bucks an hour starting today, and in three months, I'll raise it to 10 bucks an hour. So when would you like to start?" The employee replies, "How about in 3 months?" ****...
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Rich's Early Morning Chuckle: Bill's wife's psychiatrist just called him and said, "Did you know she was going to poison you?" Bill said, "No! What do you suggest?" He said, "After listening to her for three hours, my suggestion to you is to take the ...
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Rich's Early Morning Chuckle: A Texan is visiting Australia for the first time; He sees a sheep and starts laughing; he says to his Australian guide " At home in Texas, sheep are twice as big!" He then sees a cow and says "In Texas, our cows are much,...
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Rich's Early Morning Chuckle: "Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his anxious patient. "You only have six months to live." The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes. Regaining his composure, he apologetically tol...
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Happy Valentine's Day. The first valentine card was probably sent by the Duke of Orleans while he was imprisoned in the Tower of London in 1415. The card said: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm in the Tower of London, where in the heck are you?" *...
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Rich's Early Morning Chuckle: The driving instructor was giving lessons to an extremely nervous student who panicked whenever another car approached on a particular two-lane road. One day, however, they got to the same stretch of road; and the student...
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Rich's Early Morning Chuckle: At a party the hostess served a guest a cup of punch and told him it was spiked. Next, she served some to a minister. “I would rather commit adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips!” he shouted. Hearing this, the f...
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